Thursday, February 28, 2013

Mind Your Own Business


Nosey prairie-dog
Hears talking, pops up her head
Office whack-a-mole

The Measure of a Boss


Which is the worse boss
One who makes up buzzwords or
One who repeats them?

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Bathroom Quandry


Puddles in Men's Room
Were you born of snowy shoes
Or errant fluids?

Friday, February 8, 2013

Soothsayer


Not really surprised
When blizzards hit the east coast
Its winter, you know?

East Coast Bias


In the news today...
New York and Boston: SNOW STORM
Rest of world: Nothing

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Sing My Tweet, Pretty Please


One hundred forty
Characters in a good tweet
Takes two to sing it

Sing My Tweet, Please



What Twitter needs now
Less tweets about your lunch
More tweets in song form